011. I wish I was shorter. I don’t like being tall.
010. I have never seen a single episode of Jersey Shore.
009. I don’t have a favorite song, movie, TV show, book, or musician. I go through phases of adoration, but I could never pick one favorite.
Whenever someone asks me what my favorite _____ is, I have to make a list.
008. I used to write Sonny with a Chance fanfiction.
Don’t laugh. It was cheesy and lame but I loved it so much.
007. I talk to inanimate objects a lot.
“Okay pen, you need to stop falling on the floor ok. That’s not cool.”
“Door, stay closed. What is wrong with you?”
“GET ON MY FOOT, SHOE.”
“Laptop, this is a terrible time for your battery to die.”
“Internet you HAVE to load, I’m not finished fixing my theme yet.”
